Bacon

At dinner tonight G said "Mom, you know without pigs we wouldn't have bacon?" M, while eating a big juicy piece of chicken, said "Why? Are the pigs in charge of delivering it to the grocery stores?"  G just stared at him and I gave him "the eye" saying "don't you dare start the 'we are eating farm animals' discussion with your brother right now! I am too tired."  We'll just let him think the pigs pull up in their big truck and deliver all the bacon slabs to the store, right next to the semi-truck of steak the cows drove in...