Sweat

G just came up to me and said "Mama, feel my bottom!" I looked at him and said "Why?", thinking maybe he had a rash or something he needed professional advice on.  He just said "touch it! Now!!" So I did and then he said "sweaty, right?"  Awesome. I just touched a sweaty butt for no reason other than to identify it as sweaty (which it was....very).